Christmas Shopping

I got fuckin Vince Cable in the cabinet secret santa.  Nightmare.  Grumpy old twat hates capitalism, probably hates Christmas too.  Probably wants me to donate a goat to a fuckin african orphan or something.  Fuck that.



What do we need? Soap! When do we need it? Now! Hahaha   

   So I was in topshop yesterday having a look at the cufflinks for Vince when a bunch of unwashed fucking pricks turn up and start glueing themselves to the fucking windows and pulling out all these banners and shit.  Fuck knows what it was all about.  Now I don't mind a bit of a protest every now and then but If you can't be bothered to have a shower in the morning then as far as I'm concerned you can fuck off.